Ode to Jade Goody (5th June 1981 - 22nd March 2009)

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Jade Goody had a few problems last year, so I thought I'd add to them Jade Goody came fourth when she was on our telly, Playing strip poker, showing her kebab belly, Her garish catchphrases, she was bringing, But I'll mostly remember, "Am I minging?" Jade Goody said that she had cancer, Between you and me, I thought that was just chancing her arm to save her crap career... ..hmm, Korea... that'd be a place to have sent her to. Still, there's one thing her illness did improve - she went and had her womb removed! No-more-times-would-our-Jade-breed .......Good I shouldn't joke about her hysterectomy - Cos she wouldnt have been able to pronounce that will she? Jade said she'd die because of hair loss, I thought there's more chance of a reunion from Bros(!) But when she was bald, they shouldn't take any pics, Cos she looks like Kim Cattrall in Star Trek 6 If shed made it to Easter, I have to say, I thought shed die on Goody Friday, + then on Easter Day, we'd see the Second Coming, So Jack Tweed could get some more baldy loving. According to reports, she hadnt got long and since thats if thats the case Ill admit that Im wrong, She went and got married for richer for poorer, but now shell be speaking through Derek Acorah (and I say that with respect!) Your cancer was as rare as a four-leaf clover, But hey, she's dead, her problems are over! Well, my Jade, you were a bonny lass, But you could've saved US a lot the pain, and gone to Dignitas! Day by day she kept on giving, But how ...

Susu in the track jacket

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what happens when Cookie finds you hiding under a track jacket and you decide to get away by climbing into the sleeve...

Midget Man tearin up the sleeve

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another good video of bit sleeve training

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